The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

by Malgin February 15, 2024

Rule #72

If it exists, the woke “racist” inquisition has peer-reviewed it. And if they haven’t yet, they will.

Perfectly in accordance with rule #72, my wife just Googled “Is sleep racist?” ...turns out it is.

by MemeMeister+9000 May 2, 2021

2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye

did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.

by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021

New Rules Of The Internet

A remake of the rules of the internet, made to better fit today.

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.

by You’reasimp June 12, 2021

aussie rules

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

Rule 38

if there's a thing. there'll be a movie

Sonic's movie, battleships movie even fuckin Dora's movie rule 38

by Cursewordremasterer December 10, 2021

Rule of Law

This has nothing to do with the rule of law and everything to do with YouTube propagandists burying a story to spite the person who broke it and choosing to participate in a targeted harassment campaign that deliberately resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. We are not mutually weaponizing things. One of us is telling the truth and the other is trying to cover it up. And the people covering it up have been making up counterfactuals in an attempt to manufacture a false "he said/she said" dichotomy and they waited 10 years to do it. They aren't standing up to a bully. They aren't defending anyone's rights. They weaponized schizophrenia against me IN DIRECT RESPONSE to me coming forward about it and they are trying to allow these tech companies to abscond with my work without paying me and leave me to die impoverished. That is their goal. To steal my shit and leave me to die. Because that's all they ever do.

Hym "It has nothing to do with the rule of law and it isn't a legal battle. It's a heist. Matt Lech from the Majority Report even said it explicitly. 'It's ocean eleven.' Were his exact words. They are trying to heist AI from me because they do not like how I used my rights and to prevent me from receiving remedy for the violations that have been perpetrated against me. Their rights are not being violated here. Their ideologies are being enforced. And they are using 'the rule of law' as a false pretense to do it."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025