by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017
by eggshitter February 12, 2019
Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
by bitchuck September 14, 2024
After a satisfying dump, A Poo nugget is what hangs on at the end and refuses to let go no matter how nice you ask it.
It is known that in some Australian counties it is known as a "Michaela"
It is known that in some Australian counties it is known as a "Michaela"
by ghostly white September 20, 2019
Made famous by early wrestler "Tough Tony Bourne," the poo drop involves knocking an opponent to the ground, and jumping on top of said opponent ass-first, landing on the persons' face. Execution of a true poo drop involves fecal matter on the outside of your wrestling tights and making sure some sticks to your opponents' face until the match is over.
Person 1: Wow! Did you see that?
Person 2: Holy crap, what happened?
Person 1: I think Steve was mad at Jim...he just gave him the ol' poo drop!
Person 2: Holy crap, what happened?
Person 1: I think Steve was mad at Jim...he just gave him the ol' poo drop!
by Theodore Stewart August 21, 2009
The act of taking such a horrible shit that it scars you for years and possibly even for life. Not uncommon to experience this after enduring Toilet Sodomy (See Toilet Sodomy).
Mike: Bro I have been experiencing some awful POO-TSD lately. The dump I took last week felt like I shit out my large intestine.
Stoney: Bro you’re disgusting...
Stoney: Bro you’re disgusting...
by Stoney69 January 12, 2019