dick monkey

A man who has frequent noncommital sex with his girlfriends mom

Brad and jess broke up.
Why?
Because he was her mom's dick monkey.

by Sunshine Meadow November 13, 2007

Monkey Punch

Somewhat like a Donkey Punch but since monkies have little hand-like feet, you kick the girl in the back of the head instead. Granted this would be hard to do, but I assume a monkey could do it no problem, hence name.

Matt H-Dude, I got monkey punched last night.
Everyone else-Dude, you got kicked in the back of the head while getting sodomized by another man? You suck.

by PhearMyPhunk September 30, 2006

Monkey Boy

someone to be chumped, used for your own pleasure and then left wimpering and alone...crying in the night.

Algore in the last election

by ZENOLEGG September 16, 2005

Going Monkey

When a person (usually an African-American) begins acting out in a loud, obnoxious and unreasonable way towards others or worse, the police.

All the cop asked him for was his drivers license, then he starts going monkey on the cop and got arrested. or;
I told that black lady we were out of the stuff she wanted to buy, so she starts yelling and screaming at everyone in the store-she really went monkey there for a while.

by Fester2240 March 28, 2010

Trash Monkey

Some one who uses garbage as their playground. Dumpster Diver.

What s trash monkey, i think that dunce needs a kob>

by John Doe July 9, 2004

thunder monkey

A right-wing political media pundit.

Thunder-monkeys like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are all as crazy a bunch of scarey-eyed, barking moon-bats.

by J. S. Owens December 21, 2003

monkey business

1. comically functioning with little or no reason

That worker is all monkey business.

by Neviar September 28, 2003