Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes

Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*

by Roaster23 January 8, 2017

Michael

He is the guy almost everyone loves.He cares about other people. When you are sad he will give you a hug or maybe a kiss if you are lucky. He is hot,cute and lovely. You can fall in love with him very easily like I did

Girl:I heard that you like Michael is that right?
Me:ya he is amazing.
Girl:I can agree and I bet he likes you back.

by AddisonInLove February 21, 2022

Michael

The guy that should give his friend Anthony the math homework

Anthony: Hey Michael can I get the math homework
Michael: Yeaaaa bro

by Cheese sandwiches June 14, 2022

TC MichaeL

A Bullshit excuse of a Human being. Only good for target Practice. Scum of the earth chatter. Who projects on to people who dislike him. He is a Pedophile and a pervert. Females Beware

"Wooooow, this chatter is worse than TC MichaeL."

by SnoopyPi February 4, 2024

oh michael

A guy who is in his late 40’s and needs a bump of coke and viagra to get things going. He thens goes on a 30 bang fest in which the companion can’t control her emotions and screams his name.

All I hear is balls slapping ass and her yelling Oh Michael!

by Twosicfucks September 24, 2022

elisheva and michael

They are related. This is proof. Also my body is still heavy wtf

Michael: “No we aren’t related, prove it.”
Elisheva: “look up ‘Elisheva and Michael’

by Niggle! February 25, 2020

Michael, tremendous man

The best press secretary the world has ever had. He is tremendous and outstanding. He has since been promoted to judge, however he is mad as he has lost his salary! lol

He is a michael, tremendous man type of person. Simply tremendous.

by Unknown physicist February 19, 2021