fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

by Peterinho September 3, 2018

Fart Sucker

Someone named Curtis

Saying in accordance and belonging to AllThingsLindsay Inc.

Man, you're a real fart sucker- like Curtis.

by WtfWhyNot April 17, 2019

Fart cracker

A slang term used in regions of New England referring to someone that like to intentionally annoy people, and is a mean bean

Bill: Hey Jimmy, those fries you are eating are as unhealthy as a pickle in the raisin parade!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!

by datDude June 30, 2015

Heated fart

A heated fart is the action of farting directly into a wall mounted electric heater turned up to maximum temperature. The fan in the heater will accelerate the dispersal of the fart. If done properly you should be able to clear out a room. This also has the added benefit of burning off the dust clinging to the electric heating elements in the summer, adding a burning dust fragrance and fire prevention.

"Why are you bent over in front of the heater Johnson!......... and why does it smell like hot Garbage?!"
"Oh just launching my post dinner heated fart"

by Boatman1912 April 14, 2015

Aqua Fart

when someone farted underwater. You usually only see this at the pool.

(Tim and Jerry are at the pool.)

*bubble*

Jerry: TIM!! WHY THE HECK AND AQUA FART, DUDE!?!?

Tim: sorry.

by AyemLawlolawlNewtonEpicFace August 5, 2012

Rainbow farting

Another term for virtue signaling. Spewing comments that indicate an idealistic personality on a mission ready to bombard message boards and social media with a perceived problem of which you don't fully understand the complications and nuances. You do however feel the need "to do something" about it and leave your mark for future generations in your ceaseless efforts to make the world a better place.

She kept rainbow farting comments on the message boards about social problems that mostly existed in her mind or only got it from hearsay and what the media reported.

by Erik-Jan Tytgat August 25, 2022

Fart Name

A fart name is an old person name, usually that some kid gets stuck with.

Judith Millie and Dolores Ann are fart names.

Kid: What's your name???
Judith Millie: Judith Millie.
Kid: Judith Millie?!?!?!!!!!! That is such a Fart Name, you sound like you're, idk, 998 years old!!!!!!

by jmplops October 5, 2010