face-book

A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.

"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"

by Big Gold October 30, 2007

Facebookstitute

One who prostitutes themselves on facebook by adding strangers to increase their friend total.

I signed into facebook this morning and I had 12 friends requests from facebookstitutes. I have no idea who they are, but they must be desperate for friends.

by Susie Stewardess May 14, 2009

facebookgasm

A Facebook induced orgasm.

Dude, I changed my language setting on Facebook to "Pirate English" and totally facebookgasmed all over my keyboard!! Yarrr!

by t0r1isc00l March 25, 2010

Facenook

An annoying survey website that comes up if you accidentally type "Facenook.com" instead of "Facebook.com". Don't be fulled by facenook!

Billy: "Dude Facebook won't let me log on. It just keeps bringing up this stupid survey thing"

Joe: "No man, that's FACENOOK not facebook!"

by Dudeimeanreally January 2, 2011

facebookophobe

Someone who thinks that by refusing to join facebook, they are somehow "cool", and "not giving in", while in reality this only causes problems for everyone else who does use facebook. They use it to coordinate events and groups, but have to make special exceptions for those who aren't on it, even when they could be.

No, I'll have to send Alex a separate email. Yeah, he's a facebookophobe. What a fucking retard.

Facebookophobe ftw.

by oneplus999 July 30, 2008

Facebookworm

A person who pesters you on Feacebook, constantly sending irrelevancies or begging for a connection.

This is the 5th inconsequential message I've received from John today; he's become a facebookworm.

After I rejected Karen's connection request on Facebook, she sent connection requests through 3 other networking sites. She just doesn't get it. What a Facebookworm.

by unconnected March 13, 2009

Facebooking from Egypt

A universal term to sarcastically poke fun at your friends on Facebook who seem to - without fail - always have something exotic going on in their lives.

Mike said he can't make it to my going away party...guess he's Facebooking from Egypt.

by BehindtheHype June 18, 2010