Eclipse

Verb: to reach focal happiness. A state of being, in unbelievable magic.

Scientific Explanation: when we think of an eclipse, we only think of our side from the human eye, but what is it like to be the moon, to actually be what eclipses the sun? To be in its full light creating a perfect ring. To capture a marvel for a fleeting moment. You can see nothing else.

An eclipsical moment. To be eclipsically happy. To be your eclipsed.

by livarielb December 3, 2023

economic aids

My dog recently came out the closet And danny devito and the goverment are after me.

Shit! Danny devito ate my cat food again thats for my cat name

Gregor that has ECONOMIC AIDS

by Dufotue December 3, 2023

Eckstein Middle School

Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.

Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!

by #1 Kanye Meatrider December 5, 2023

ecclesiolotry

1. The worship of the church, or a particular denomination, rather than God.

"To insist that you need the church in order to speak to God, or find salvation, is ecclesiolotry."

by SoulFire77 December 6, 2023

Ecstappointed

When elated ecstasy for hope turns into pure disappointment. In other words, a fantasy that doesn't materialize, like most things in life.

My dream house with all its bespoke luxurious touches is going to auction this week and I didn't win the damn lottery in time. I am so ecstappointed. Why is money such an elusive thing!?

It's one thing to be disappointed. It's totally another to be ecstappointed. That's a real come down.

by ACunny December 9, 2023

Ecco jams

The best boyfriend I could ever ask for, someone who I would never trade for anyone.

"Ecco jams is my baby, and he always will be"

by Angel :3 February 13, 2024

Eco-Narc

1. A chibi cat animal in cartoon form that distributes narcotics in a society
2. Ecological phenominon by which narcotics of the man made variety grow in a natural enviornment
3. A law enforcement officer with green minded philosophies who has been planted in an Eco-Narcotic tribunal with the goal of disrupting the Eco-Narc tribunal sancriment by the anti-eco-narcotic special task force (ACNCTF).

EX 1. The Eco-Narc scratched me in the face for not excepting their goods.
EX 2. The Eco-Narc was of a white cottony variety; as the wind blew through my hair I could feel a cotton-like substance wafting through my nostrils.
EX 3. They unalived the Eco-Narc.

by Eco-Narc-96 February 17, 2024