crystal closet

someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)

x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG

by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023

Crying

“Fuckkkkkkkk my balls are leaking”

Your crying ? “No,my balls are just leaking.”

by 2braincells September 4, 2023

CryJeet

Who is CryJeet? Cryjeet is an obese jobless Twitter user who is impersonating @crymore1124. He doesn’t take showers and sits behind the computer all day trolling on Twitter. He has no life, so sad… He claims he’s from Scotland but really he’s from Bangladesh.

Who is from Bangladesh? @CryJeet

by I Swallow Your Come July 23, 2024

Cryhole

The closed off area in the lower thread path in a sewing or embroidery machine. This closed off area contains the bobbin case and bobbin which will reflect a number of issues if the machine is misthreaded or in need of adjustment or repair. No sewist (regardless of experience level) has ever not been frustrated because they witnessed natural sewing disasters in this part of sewing machine anatomy: loose/tight bobbin tension, broken needle, birds nests, compacted lint, damaged bobbin case, ect. This nickname references to an image circulated by regretsy.com where common sewing machine parts were relabeled as pop culture references or slang.

I was almost done sewing this project when I realized my stitches where all jacked up. Time to dive into the cryhole and figure out what went wrong.

by TheDailyFiber September 21, 2023

Crying

The act people commit when seeing the definitions of words that people make on Urban Dictionary.

I am crying. I should not have typed that URL…

by Fictional Wor(l)ds September 22, 2023

Crystal

Crystal is smart, sexy, kind, caring , funny, has huge heart for people and animals. She overthinks and over luvs,.. she would do anything for anyone even if it means she goes without or it Affects her negatively.. she is deeply depressed and yet the life of the party every where she goes, she's fun and freaky and when she luvs someone she luvs hard and deep!.. she leaves an impression on u that you'll never forget!

My best friend is Crystal!.

by Crazycrystal5 September 23, 2023

CryptidCraft SMP

CryptidCraft SMP is a fantasy Modded Minecraft SMP hosted by Madiiclaire. It's streamed on Twitch by it's many members and has very distinct lore stories. The basis is that most characters are Cryptids. Currently, Chapter 1 has been completed and Chapter 2 is yet to begin.

Did you see the latest CryptidCraft SMP stream?
No i didn't! Was there new lore?
There was a canon death!

by CosmoMoonn September 24, 2023