Cock Bash

The action of violently punching your cock and balls until you cum.

If you bleed during the process you just become more lubed.

David: *Cock Bashes Grant.

Grant: David what the fuck stop you know I can’t cum!

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Lap Cock

When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap

John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!

by Deadomens June 5, 2018

chug a cock

When you run out of dick-related insults.

1: Eat a dick
2: Suck my shlong
3: Chug a cock
1 & 2: *dies*

by Dicks R Us June 7, 2018

cock compartment

a vagina i.e. female genatalia

Dude: "I finna get inside my girlfriends cock compartment tonight"

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

Sleeper Cock

A penis so damn huge, that it doesn't get hard. This bad boy is typically 10 to 14 inches big and is carried around by a 6'4 brolic black man, the best example being OG Mudbone.

That ho just took my sleeper cock like a baby chode!

by PoppaBert May 25, 2018

Cock Snot

Forceful ejaculation equivalent to that of a sneeze.

My wiener just sneezed and I got cock snot all over my girlfriends face. She didn’t even say “bless you”.

by Kelly the Queef Chief July 13, 2019

Sauna Cock

A sauna cock is a more lengthy version of the male reproductive organ. One would say the hot atmosphere of the sauna (pornstar room) allows for adequate blood flow which results in a bone ranger, third leg, swinging meat type elongation of that penis that must be carefully not stepped in by the user as the long cock could become a tripping hazard.

Skull 1: Hey did you see that sauna cock?
Skull 2: Ugh .... I need

by Kitiskivagidigaden November 9, 2019