boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.

*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."

by Misan July 4, 2011

oral boner

When the tongue is erect/ when your done sucking dick and he cums on your face and so your mouth shuts down it’s muscles so that it is stuck in the erect position, giving all access to suck the tongue if desired.

Yesterday, I experienced my very first oral boner, and I wasn’t able to eat for hours!

by Imsobisexualitsweirs May 5, 2018

Boner

What happens when you lay eyes on Trevor Dale Olson

"Bro turn around, you'll never guess who just walked in"

"Bro, it's Trevor Dale Olson! Shit, just popped a boner!"

by Lysterine420 November 21, 2020

Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.

Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.

by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020

Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.

"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"

by FatherTy April 18, 2022

Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.

Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*

by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015