Two Boner

two things happening at once, getting two of something, etc

can be used in many word classifications (verb, noun, etc)

Example 1:
*Person A: Just sank two pool balls
Person A: Yo that's a two boner!
Person B: Hell yeah dawg, you just two bonered me!

by peachprincepop11 July 27, 2024

mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped

I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely

by Mehfuck September 29, 2018

boner

when your dick stands up

dude 1: i got a boner
dude 2: why did you got a boner?
dude 1: look there is a sexy girl

by mewsem October 21, 2022

Mega boner

A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection

Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.

by Jayhawk806 March 8, 2021

boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.

*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."

by Misan July 4, 2011

Vin Da Boner

The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".

Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Boner

Something that always happens in class, particularly in maths for some odd reason, although there is nothing sexually attractive about brain cell killing equations, fractions, sums etc.

I was had a boner in maths class while wearing skinny jeans and my large pee pee erected and it ripped put my skinny jeans.

by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021