May 14th

National squeeze your Girlfriend’s squishys day

Boyfriend: “hey it’s may 14th, can I squish your squishys?”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”

by Moistdaddy18 May 6, 2022

Milk May

Milk May is a viral social media challenge created by SAR High School students that encourages children to only drink milk for all of may. Any beverage consumed other then milk eliminates you from Milk May.

Hey, don’t drink that water if you want to keep Milk May!

by Shmez33 May 2, 2022

may 18

national dick pic day

omg its may 18, national dick pic day, send ur girl a dick pic

by knobface May 17, 2023

May-May tribe

The May-May tribe is a fictional indigenous group similar to the Mayan tribe living 50 km from St. Hermione hospital, known for their mysterious prophecies and unique calendrical systems. Often referenced in discussions about apocalyptic predictions and cultural interpretations of time, this indigenous tribe had once predicted that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, which was going to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan. At a later time, it eventually turned out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era back in 1989 — as "apocalypse" is a concept coined by the modern civilization that is completely unknown to the May-May tribe.

Ever since I learned about the May-May tribe's prediction that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, I can't help but wonder what other hidden meanings their calendar might hold.

by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025

May 3rd

National send titty pics day

May 3rd

by JEFF JEFFY JEFFERSON May 3, 2022

may 5th

National send a d!k pic day
a day where someone you choose must send you a d!k pic.

Why did he just send me a d!k pic
Why?

Becauseits may 5th

by skibidi_braintot May 3, 2024

mai

This is an acronym for: misogyny affected individual. People who may not identify as women, but still experience misogyny. (For example a non-binary person who may present more societally feminine)

Person A: The porn industry is really damaging to women/mai.
Person B: I know. It’s insane.

by enbynutz June 18, 2021