May 5th

National kiss your crush day

Zoey:That’s your crush dude!
Sam: Shhhh
Zoey: You know, it’s May 5th

Sam: So?
Zoey: It’s national kiss your crush day!!

by Ur moooom May 4, 2022

MAY 17 WORD OF THE DAY

word of the day that comes after may 16 word of the day

Joe: What's may 17 word of the day?
Literally Anyone: Joe mama

by Shwooooshh May 17, 2021

May 15th

May 5th is National fake fight a friend day

Person #1: Hey wanna fake fight

Freind #1: Sure why?

Person #1: it’s May 15th, YOU WANNA FIGHt????

Freind #2: dammnnnnnnn They are gonna fight!

Crowed: LETS WATCH THIS

Friend #1 punches the air

Crowd: BORING, then Bully’s them.

by IowanCorn2352 May 13, 2023

May the 4th

MAY THE FORTH BE WITH YOU.

This is the day where u can annoy any of ur friends with nerdy jokes bout sci-fi.

Me: “Im sorry not even the tardis can translate your stupidity”

Friend 1“What is she doing”

Friend 2 “her nerdy doctor who jokes its may the 4th”

by THEGOATATNAMES April 29, 2025

May 9

On May 9 the prettiest and hottest people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. They can cook of course are stubborn. If they are mean this is just they're love language. You give them food= you get theyre loyalty. Always the single friend but best in bed.

1 person: How are you so perfect? Are you on May 9?

2 person: oh actually I am born on May 9

by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021

May 11

The day of a girl sending to a guy

Hey It’s may 11th you have to send

by anonymous May 11, 2022

may 7

national give a girl head day!

guess what today is, it’s may 7 you know what that means Brittany?

by suckballsfuckdolls:) May 6, 2022