NO! MY SCOTTISH TWINS! NOOOOOOO!
Hym "NOOOOOOHOHO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY SCOTLAND HATE SPEECH LAWS!? WHYYYYYYYYYY!? IðŸ˜"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

My grandpibling-in-law is a good person.
by KNN128 June 15, 2021

Height law can be claimed in tandem with dibs by someone over 6'0. When someone under 5'8 claims dibs on a seat, height law can be used to allow the driver to select his choice on shotgun.
by Helperofheight April 15, 2022

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated
% = __________1________ X 100
2 + people you've told
% = __________1________ X 100
2 + people you've told
Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
by gowk_ February 25, 2020

the proposition that the longer an internet conversation between shias goes on, the higher the probability becomes that Aisha Bint Abu Bakr will be mentioned.
Qurayshi's Law:
Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha
Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha
by abuhamza May 7, 2023

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?
by AnonIthink September 7, 2013

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.
Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!
by Smith Miller January 15, 2025
