Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.
When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.
by Vorlon007 August 24, 2016
A person who secretly watches a lot of porn or knows an excessive amount of sexual things and it’s completely opposite to the persona they show people.
John was cool and all, but I found out he was a freaky bum.
Sarah’s a freaky bum she watches porn like everyday and is still horny!
Sarah’s a freaky bum she watches porn like everyday and is still horny!
by Dumthumb December 30, 2020
by Wizard Lizard March 28, 2014
Gay anal sex after spicy food
by memewentz April 05, 2016
by Yaesh September 04, 2022
A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 05, 2025