Top set

Dickhead wankers who r clever n think they r hard but are actually hard over osmosis

Those top set dickhead wankers got full marks in the test again, bet they wank off to ionic bonding

by Ramadan9900 June 1, 2018

Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014

Top 3

‘Top 3’ in the gay community refers to the top 3 tops for each bottom or vers.

- Bottom 1: Zack is one of my Top 3

- Bottom 2: Same!

by Quick2012 August 29, 2023

Platonic Top

The one friend that you or someone else always follows around, they're usually the ones that come up with the plans, handle alot of the problems, and are generally atleast slightly more extroverted than you.

"I can't think of anything to do, I'll ask Richard, he's the platonic top of this friendship so he's most likely got plans for us.

by Azeban September 12, 2020

top halfing

The method of only looking good on the top half of your body. It became popular during the video conferences people would have to do during the 2020 quarantine.

Stan: Did you see Dan yesterday?
Dave: Yeah, he was so top halfing.

by 999_4_Life September 16, 2020

super top

Outstanding lip service. Excellent head.

"Yo bro she might be ratchet af but she got that super top tho"
"Damn shawty got that super top"

by Ispitcrackflow January 14, 2018

Tornado Top

A variant of the act of fellatio in which the person giving top creates such a strong suction that a tornado forms inside the mouth and gives the Gluck Gluck treatment.

Yo bro, last night gave me that tornado top so good that my pubes got pulled off.

by Popeyes47495736 January 30, 2021