pussy cap

The strainer-like cap on the top of most plastic liquor bottles. Makes high-volume pouring difficult.

Guy 1: "Dude, i'm having trouble chugging this bottle o captain jack!"
Guy 2: "Take the pussy cap off, pussy"

by brock1912 December 10, 2009

Pussy Freebush

A house wife that aspires to be a porn actress. Or a large manicured bush.

My stage name is Pussy Freebush. My Pussy Freebush could use a trimming.

by Pussy Freebush December 30, 2010

pussy mirage

A femme fatale who creates the illusion that there is pussy to be had, when in reality one is chasing a false hope.

Dave: Dude, Sasha is SO into me.
Jason: No way man, that girl is a pussy mirage.
Dave: Damnit, she was hot. Nexted.

by mistica April 1, 2011

Pussy Signals

When your pussy is so scorchin hot that it radiates micro-messages through the air to the others around you.

Also, a band.

I love you for who are inside, even though I know you're just attracted by my pussy signals.

by PussySignaler July 20, 2010

Pussy Mongrel

A man that will hit any pink that can be had for free.

Man, when I grow up I wanna be a pussy mongrel like Calvin.

by FilcherDilcher June 4, 2010

flubber pussy

flubber pussy is when you have sex a lot and your pussy starts to become loose(sags) and looks a little like a camel toe.

Dude, i fucked this girl last night, and she had flubber pussy.

by AFIMFC April 23, 2007

spillover pussy

When a lesser member of a musical act or artistic troupe manages to engage in sexual relations from a groupee simply because the more notable members are either: a) busy screwing other groupees or b) passed-out from drugs.

Concert-goer #1: "I feel bad for that keyboardist in the back. No one respects his contribution to the band.

Concert-goer #2: "If it's any consolation, I bet he gets his share of spillover pussy."

Concert-goer #1: "You think so? Well good for him."

by The MC Press February 6, 2013