POO WIFF

POO WIFF is the result of anal sex in hot temperatures. as the penis leaves the anal passage after ejaculation the most HORRIFIC smell will occur POO WIFF.it occurs in oth the male and the female. NOTE air.con WILL NOT over power the POO WIFF
when on holiday in hot climates and you fancy sum BUM FUN the POO WIFF will occur . this will lead to an embarrasing SILENCE for the rest of the holiday
by mr shush July 27, 2010
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poo mom

A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.
Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!

Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
by Shreksmoonlight05 April 03, 2021
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Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.
“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”
by BKnightbridge June 04, 2022
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Poo-Grass

The stinky poo-laden grass that flies back at you, from either wind or deflection, while mowing a lawn saturated with piles of poo.
I was mowing the lawn and poo-grass got blown into my mouth.
by Douglas78 July 01, 2011
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poo poo pepe

when you and your friend grant are smashing in a bathroom stall and he nuts all over your face and the toilet and you have an erectile disfunction and grant is just nutting for 15 minutes non stop
i was in the bathroom doing poo poo pepe with grant
by cotton picker number1 May 17, 2022
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Poo tang

Poo tang simply put is another slang name for pussy such as meat pocket, clam, stink box, or slit.
I’m look to get some poo tang at this whore house tonight!!!
by Hankscolts January 21, 2020
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Peak-A-Poo

When you go into the bathroom with the intention to pee and sit down on the toilet only to realize you actually have to poo as well
Dustin walked into the bathroom with urgent bladder needs only to sit on the toilet and have a Peak-A-Poo
by Slynche April 10, 2016
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