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penis-holster

(noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.
Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didn’t mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. ‘A boy can dream “ Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.
by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2023
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Penis putting

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting.
Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting. She Penis Putted me" I explained to my neighbor last night after they heard her yelling "FORE!" and wondered what is going on next door?
by OpheliMike August 25, 2023
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functional penis

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.
I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...
by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023
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Nigga penis

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Penis Music

mom: hi, son!

son: *blasting penis music*

mom: you were a mistake
by Wenis lord September 20, 2023
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Penis table

When a male is trying to grind with a female during a dance, but his height makes it so that his entire genitalia is in line with the female's mid back. Therefore, the female's ass functions, essentially, only as a table for the male's penis.
Yeah, my friend has grown quite tired of clubs, everytime he tries to grind with someone her ass just becomes a penis table.
by woody151 January 27, 2020
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Penis-playa

It's a person who likes fondling with "sausages"
Bro, you're such a penis-playa
by Dikmasta69 February 3, 2020
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