tired eyes of a shrew

When you’re so tired your eyes are as small as a shrews!

Damn martin, you have the tired eyes of a shrew!

by Evlo_ November 16, 2019

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Emergency Eye Wash

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.

Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!

by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012

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Snail Eye Syndrome

When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.

"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."

by Weeping Sore December 9, 2013

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Raunchy Red Eye

Some old worn out asshole

Dude, she offered up the raunchy red eye to me

by DickNasty1 November 29, 2010

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People with blue eyes (or any exotic color) tend to keep them open very wide. Which can make them seem a little high at times or in some cases, just plain out creepy. This may be a conscious action caused by wanting people to see they're rare eye color. Or just simply them being weird or not noticing.

Person 1: Woah, why did miley cyrus look like that in blue eyes meme of her
Person 2: Oh, she's probably got blue eyes syndrome

by Interstellar444 October 18, 2021

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