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Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
by KingAlldis May 1, 2022
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dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements
"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"
by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021
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Dumpster Boner

A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.
I totally got a dumpster boner when I found these naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in the trash!
by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022
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Boner

Divining rod for evil
"I know she was faulty as soon as I got a boner,. Can't have beauty n sanity in the same package."
by MuttLukk November 16, 2022
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Boner

Boner is the act of getting erect in a excised. Usually referred in a good way but can also be bad.
Man 1: “aww man ima bout to get laid I have a huge Boner
Man 2: “sweet”
by Supermerpman July 13, 2021
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Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.
Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.
by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020
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Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022
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