moroccan bum wank

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!
Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank
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It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.
(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.
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Bum-Fog

A fog-like stench created when one farts in the closed area of a steamy shower room or sauna. The stink bonds to the steam and mist of the enclosed area and alters into “Bum-Fog.”
No way would I sit in the Bum-Fog of a YMCA sauna.
by treasury of the clubhouse August 08, 2010
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hungry bum

A person who has more clothes up there bum than posh spice has in her wardrobe, a Arse muncher, his pants cost him £5 but hes got £4.50's worth up his arse
James 'Hungry Bum' Makowane is the Current European Champion of Arse munching, he won his title in Belguim Nov 11th 2007, he ate (his arse ate) 3 pairs of trousers and 6 pairs of boxer shorts!!!!!
by Dave Liverpool No1 January 28, 2008
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bum geez

A bum geez is a very lonely person who is also smart but always angry
He is nice but also a bum geez
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Bum-narcissist

Bum narcissists are self-centered people characterized as having an excessive interest in one's arse, the amount of area it takes up and the curvature of it. This is often done whilst simultaneously judging other people's bums.
Oh my god, he's such a bum-narcissist, its so annoying!
by Dustydrooper June 13, 2022
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Bum extensions

When your in the shower and your hair falls down your butt crack.
Zoe: “when I was on the shower I got a few involuntary bum extensions
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