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Jack Johnson

Hawaiian singer, as well as surf movie director, ex-pro surfer for Quiksilver, and a marijuana smoker <-(not known by many), famous for his acoustic guitar skills, singing voice, and mellow mood songs. You can listen to him while in any mood and he does not have any homosexual roots like some other definers on this site think. He is a great American musician and influences many modern bands.
Jack Johnson smokes weed and his music is fucking amazing.
by ILiveInNewJersey December 24, 2008
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jack rabbit

to fornacate like a rabbit at the same rate of feroscity as a jack russell
He was rattling away like a wee jack rabbit!
by nickyboy10 May 15, 2006
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Jack

jack is usually a sound kind of guy, jacks love oral sex and secretly are gay.
Most jacks are short for the term JACKass.

Blonde Jacks think they are all that and a bag of chips, but they are not. They think they know everything when all they really know is how to eat shit.

Jacks loves everybodys mommas so keep them locked up away especially your fathers, cause god knows jack would give them the death.

Jacks may be muscley and think they are great but beware as jacks are hot tempered and like to box anything in sight... even a blue bottle fly

Jack comes from the meaning of a simp

Jacks also likes big booooty boys for a good time, and usually love spending their time playing gay rugby and touching up other lads.
oh your sucha JACK!

he gave it to him up the jack last night
by mohommad August 20, 2013
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jack-in-the-box

One of the best fast food restraunts out there. An actual clean restraunt other than hardees or mcdonalds. They make quality food.
Im gonna get me a chicken fajita pita from jack in the box.
by Oz April 19, 2005
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Jack in the box

While you are 'jack'ing off, someone walks in on you just as you are climaxing and you ejaculate on them.
Sexy man 1:Dude did you see that American Pie?

Guy 2:Oh yea the one where stiffler pulled a jack in the box all over his grandma!!
by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011
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jack hammer

The only known technique to rid yourself of Class-A clinger. When you know she won't ever let you leave her and will cry on your shoulder weeks after you've moved on, give her a quick fast pounding with your dick and then head for home. She will breakup with you in a seconds and you will have won back your freedom!
Friend: How did you ever escape from Caroline?
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.
by TheHammerIsMyPenis June 29, 2011
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jumping jacks

the act of spreading jelly on the inner crest of your leg while smearing crunchy peanut butter into those sweaty palms of your hands. When pb&j applied jump up and down while slapping your palms into the inner thigh with someone under you with an open mouth and break in the mouth.

very delicious way to make an excellent pb&j crunchy delight
"I'm full from all those jumping jacks Fred"
by pewpew bam January 17, 2009
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