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Life and death

It’s not life and death

It’s more important than that
It’s not life and death

It’s more important than that
by Spock* July 1, 2025
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Death

The only thing that can save you from school, work, your mother, and asking your dad for help with math homework. Alas, do not kill yourself because I do enjoy your existence:)
1. Her cock tastes like death
2. My mother gave me a death glare
3. I asked my dad for help with homework. Death has never been a closer option
by Marvelcreep3000 March 29, 2023
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Kiss of Death

When you have lip to ass contact with a fart, usually happens during facesitting or eating ass.
Jake: I was rimming this girl Alice last night and before I could bust she totally blew a kiss of death. Bro it was nasty.

Paul: Stop eating ass then, moron.
by Molly Stings April 25, 2021
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Death Row

song by the artist japish thukral. Great song, pretty nice beats and anyone who likes it has rizz
person 1: i love death row!
person 2: based
by japish November 13, 2022
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Death

I saw a deer get ran over, how come he's the lucky one. Plz come release me death
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Death

Relief. Or pain. You don't get to pick, as you have about as much choice in this as you did life.
"Wh-what!!!! I'm fucking dead?"
"Urrrr-yes?? Godammit Jerry you should be there at this by now"
"HAHAHA, FINNALLY, THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH IN MY GRASP"
"ohshit-"
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
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Bright Death Blossom

A ‘Bright Death Blossom’, also known as a 'Twitter death blossom' is Tweet that seeks to take down all opposing viewpoints using sarcasm, snark, irony, and rhetoric.

The term comes from, or is inspired by, both the 1980s B-grade Sci Fi movie 'The Last Starfighter', and the Twitter account of celebrity Twitter influencer Professor Liam Bright, whose account '@lastpositivist' frequently exhibits very rhetorically clever 'Death Blossom' events.

In the movie, the very white, poor American protagonist is kidnapped by an alien who has secretly trained him for a battle in space using a video game. To complete his mission he is given a spaceship with a special weapons feature called a 'death blossom'.

When activated, the 'Death blossom' locks the ship in position and causes it to wildly spin on all axes shooting all its weapons at converging enemies (who happen to all be using more than one degree of freedom of movement), destroying them all, whilst somehow not turning the brains of the pilot into a milkshake and not causing the ship to be destroyed by being the only thing in the space battle standing still.

As with many sci-fi movies and stories of that era, the protagonists and heroes are white and Westernised, and the aliens are all brown or dark in colour (or just – any non-white colour) and have equipment, ships, and languages with aesthetics that are based upon Middle-Eastern and Asian cultures and cultural themes and aesthetics.
'The Last Positivist has done a Bright death blossom on the neo-positivist trolls and intellectual dark web again.'
'Look out. Twitter death blossom activated.'
'Bright just did a death blossom on Twitter.'
by 龙布鲁斯博士 July 24, 2021
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