unmitigated buffoonery

Any situation that could conceivably have arisen , where the sheer scale and levels of uttetrly abject stupidity could not have possibly been predicted or indeed legislated for .

This decision is so preposterously overflowing with unmitigated buffoonery that I may have to go and cut out my own brain .

Can you believe the previously unsurpassed level of unmitigated buffoonery that has led to a committee of horrifically incompetent clown shoes re-electing that fucking cretin back into that position ? No wonder fucking lions eat their young

by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023

Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.

“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.

“I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

P Buff

A more buff, bigoted version of a P Duff. Often known to engage in protest against women outside of the home and Target’s pride merchandise. Would ideally like a return to 1384, the REAL good ole days.

God, that old hag is protesting against the right of women to inherit property. What a P Buff!

by 9IHatePaigeBuffy6 June 1, 2023

$B buff

The invincibility granted to you while listening to $uicideBoy$ while driving

Passenger- Bro you're driving too fast slow down.
Driver- Nah bro Mount Sinai is playing we've got the $B buff.

by Peggle Enthusiast June 13, 2023

Combat buffet

When you are having a meal buffet style with a group of fat people who push in line.

Thanksgiving this year turned into a combat buffet - I was lucky to get gravy.

by rachycakes April 30, 2023

Butt buffing

You take a hit and blow the smoke into someones asshole to warm them up.

Steve took a hit from his pen and blew the smoke into Stacey’s asshole, butt buffing her to warm her up.

by JessiesFavorite May 1, 2023