Colombian brain basher

The act of putting a line of Colombian bam bam sauce (or cocaine) on your penis, then a girl snorts it off then you proceed to hit her head with your penis

Last night I gave my wife a concussion after we did the Colombian brain basher

by Powdered crack rocks November 18, 2025

TikTok Brain

TikTok Brain: where constant exposure to short-form, rapid-fire content rewires the developing brain of this new generation on platforms like TikTok, leads to a shortened attention span, memory lapses, and a tendency to engage in spontaneous, quirky behavior—like dancing in public or lip-syncing old songs for online approval TIkTok can be habits forming, and the youth have been known to go into melt down if their phones are taken away

Lee: Frank! I asked that new lad the other day if he wanted to go to the cinema and grab a few drinks after work. He just grunted and kept staring at his phone!

Frank: Don’t be daft, mate! He’s never gonna sit through a film or come out. He’s got a bad case of TikTok brain! LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 24, 2025

Campaign Brain

When you are focused in on a single campaign and it's all you want to let into your mind to think about and expand executions on.

I have campaign brain, don’t talk to me right now.

by Arjin Trulhi November 25, 2025

Spicy Brain Process

When your brain explodes with fiery confidence and you confidently tell other people something, only to realise you are completely, spectacularly wrong. Then you do it again with your next thought, just as certain and just as wrong, keeping the spicy cycle of confident nonsense going forever.

“Don’t forget, Danny is a girl!”
1 hour later…
“Oh god, no, Danny is a dude. I was thinking of a different Danny.”
30 seconds later…
“No wait, that’s not even Danny. Her name is Kate! Oh god, spicy brain process!”

by StackOverflowed December 2, 2025

Baja Brain

A sexual act where a girl gets a man a Baja Blast and then proceeds to blow his penis

Max Clute got that crazy Baja Brain from his snap huzz!

by Asfeldy January 1, 2026

Streamer brain

The phenomena where people playing video games seem to lose several IQ points when they also have to entertain an audience with commentary.

He is really suffering from streamer brain today.

by henke37 January 10, 2026

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010