40% Boner

When the base of your dick is hard but the head is still soft

MALE: Oh boy, I'm at a 40% Boner right now!
FEMALE: Just wait until it's at 100%!

by cumguzzler6000 December 11, 2022

boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.

*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."

by Misan July 03, 2011

Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

by Rockkickass November 05, 2014

boner slab

a strip club for guys ;)

"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"

by watermtunes January 02, 2023

cheeze boner

when you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good that you get a boner

Oh fuck this cheeze feels so good It's giving me a cheeze boner!!!

by d1rty...s0cks April 03, 2021

wal-boner

when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart

My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.

by your brain-boner January 27, 2012

Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.

I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.

by Pop Rox25 April 16, 2018