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Rhone Boner

The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.
Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!

Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.
by Capitan December 8, 2012
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No Boner Day

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.
by no boner guy November 11, 2022
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Boner Bait

Fishing for bitches with your dick, commonly associated with a fuckboi.
Friend 1: Lets Go Boner Baiting
Friend 2: I already did
by JesusSatanLover666 March 12, 2015
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boner shrinker

When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.
We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
by moabjen August 12, 2015
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law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.
Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!
by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020
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Phone Boner

Another name for PopSockets
friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018
mugGet the Phone Bonermug.

BONER

Rockhard MilliJizzing Jimmy
BONER is the definition of my Jimmy
mugGet the BONERmug.

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