baby shark

an underrated song that is lit af

girl 1: girl the baby shark remix is lit
girl 2: yeah but the og is better
girl 1: true

by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

Baby Shower

When a man sprays his baby batter all over a woman's face.

See son, here is a picture of your mother's first baby shower when she was pregnant with you. Notice my babby batter all over her face, she's a great woman!

by xul8tr July 29, 2008

baby hole

A womens vagina

Quite being a baby hole!

by Hole Baby February 28, 2003

milk baby

A person who suckled the teet of their mother for far too long and continues to constantly drink milk with every meal when they have the opportunity.

Normal person: Why are you drinking milk while eating McDonald's?
Milk baby: Dude...my mom stopped breast feeding me when I was 15, so I gotta cope somehow.

by DannyDay95 November 10, 2014

baby eater

A person who eats babys

John Franco eats lots of babys

by GianMingFrancoYao March 23, 2005

Baby Creamsicle

When a man is having sex with a pregnant woman and as the man is about to climax the baby crowns and the man procedes to ejaculate on the baby's face.

Congratulations you had a baby boy, sorry I just gave it a "baby creamsicle".

You know the baby is healthy because it cried when I gave it a baby creamsicle.

I didn't mind when you shit on the drapes, I didn't mind when you pissed on my rug, but no one performs a "baby creamsicle" on my child.

by Ken Collins September 22, 2007

Baby-Stuckination

When a baby is stuck in a women's vagina from the act of Baby Bottle Popping also known has Baby Pottle Pop (see definition). This is usually caused when the baby is overgrown or over the age of 1. Also if the baby has teeth, it may keep biting and have a strong grip causing the baby to be stuck.

Linda: Jimmy! Get this baby out of my pussy! FUCK! It hurts so good!
Jimmy: Linda i cant get it out! We have to get a doctor to surgically remove you baby-stuckination!
Linda: O ok.

by Matt Harry March 30, 2008