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Dirty Kristina

A Dirty Kristina is when a female gives sexual pleasure to a males anus
I met up with this girl last night and gave me a dirty kristina
by BuckingBronco69 June 5, 2020
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dirty inessa

Sexiest girl alive, likes to be rolled up in bacon and slapped in bed.
Oh man, I did a dirty Inessa! We got freaky Saturday !
by Sicko micko April 16, 2020
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Dirty Thirties

The age at which single women without children realise that their biological clock is ticking, As a consequence they may lower their standards and increase their willingness to perform sexual acts as a matter of desperation in order to find a mate/sexual partner. They may also attempt to hook up with younger males as an attempt to elongate their youth.

The expression almost always refers to women, as men are thought to always be in this state.
"Lets go to club x and pull some dirty thirties..."
by MacTheKinife February 24, 2010
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dirty ryan

a bad-ass with a fucked up mind ... and sex toys. better love him.
by corgi was here June 11, 2018
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dirty pop

Travis: So I heard you and your girl got freaky last night.
Jon: Ya I dirty popped her cherry.
by Caito February 27, 2008
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dirty teacup

The act of forming a very cup-like depression with one's own ball-sack, then filling said scrotal-saucer with a cheap alcoholic fluid of your choosing. Execution involves recruiting the filthiest tramp-whore in your immediate proximity to retrieve the beverage without enlisting the help of her hands.
Dude, remember that tramp in the pink skirt... fuckin dirty teacupped her!
by D-Twizzy October 2, 2006
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Dirty Octagon

In order to perform a Dirty Octagon, one must fully, and vigorously masterbate on 8 separate occasions in no more than 1 hour's time. Attempting to perform the Dirty Octagon without proper training and equipment can lead to severe and irreversible injury. Upon completing the DO, you shall be admitted to the Masterbater's hall of fame in Detroit, MI.
Student #1: "Dude, I'm gonna pull a Dirty Octagon tonight"

Student(penis-less) #2: "your p***s is going to fall off"
by 343Cockblaster September 10, 2010
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