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anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)
Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
by Pannwinner1 May 25, 2023
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🗣️ Term: Anal Growl

🗣️ Term: Anal Growl
📚 Part of Speech: Noun
🔊 Pronunciation: /ˈā-nəl ˈɡroul/

💬 Definition:
A low, rumbling sound emanating from the anus, typically caused by the buildup or movement of intestinal gas. Often serves as a prelude to a fart, but may occur without any actual release. The anal growl is nature’s way of whispering, “Something’s brewing.”

🧠 Usage:

• “I didn’t fart, it was just an anal growl.”
• “Her chair squeaked—or was that an anal growl?”
• “My stomach’s quiet, but my lower end’s got a growl going on.”

🎨 Related Terms:

• Fart
• Flatulence
• Thunder from down under
• Butt rumble
• Gastrophonic warning

🌟 Origin:
Coined by Ted in 2025, blending anatomical precision with auditory flair. A term destined to echo through bathroom humor and beyond.
Was that a dog barking in your pocket or was that an anal growl

🗣️ Term: Anal Growl
📚 Part of Speech: Noun
🔊 Pronunciation: /ˈā-nəl ˈɡroul/

💬 Definition:
A low, rumbling sound emanating from the anus, typically caused by the buildup or movement of intestinal gas. Often serves as a prelude to a fart, but may occur without any actual release. The anal growl is nature’s way of whispering, “Something’s brewing.”

🧠 Usage:

• “I didn’t fart, it was just an anal growl.”
• “Her chair squeaked—or was that an anal growl?”
• “My stomach’s quiet, but my lower end’s got a growl going on.”

🎨 Related Terms:

• Fart
• Flatulence
• Thunder from down under
• Butt rumble
• Gastrophonic warning

🌟 Origin:
Coined by Ted in 2025, blending anatomical precision with auditory flair. A term destined to echo through bathroom humor and beyond.
by Dale Voyles July 31, 2025
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anal persuasion

Anal persuasion is a verb for when a woman wants something from her man and uses anal as a way to soften him up.
W-"Honey can we please have another kid?!"
M-"Not unless you give me some Anal Persuasion."😉
by Swaqqerdownpat23 September 21, 2018
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Ani/Anal

Man i see Ani and i go!! omg inappproyae. i hate How they simp over Uhhh who like xiao or Kaeya but they are nice I guess. i hope He is nice but White person but very nice I hies
Did u see Ani/Anal today? masonh
by mimiasa1 April 19, 2021
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While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
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Anal churner

When you pour milk into hookers ass hole and proceed to fuck it's brains out until it turn into butter. Then you continue to give it to your nearest Asian neighbor.
Yo bro i gave the best anal churner last night. Those Goddam Asians are gonna have some nasty ass butter!
by Like icky September 30, 2015
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Anal?

A question you ask your friends for them to be in shock.
by Perinala May 31, 2020
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