Avery bird

Avery bird has tiny shmeat, alas, this is compensated by his mega smart brain.

Avery bird is a gooning sigma, he might need to jelq, but he will 3D print a machine to do it for him.

by Sigma_gooner69 May 18, 2024

BE A BIRD

A: Affirm the relationship

B: Be offended
I: Incite violence
R: Remind them it's a free country and you can say what you want
D: Die

Don't forget to BE A BIRD and attack the person not the comment!

Did you hear what Stella said!

Ya bro, BE A BIRD.

by urgirllllllll January 17, 2019

corner bird

A male prostitutes junk.

After a hard day of work, my friend Dale, goes home and eats a lot of corner bird.

by Corner Bird August 18, 2023

Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.

Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man

by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021

Birds and Cups

A play on the term the Birds and the Bees, it means to ejaculate into a cup instead of into the opposite sex. It can only be used on people who are single and aren't in a relationship.

Person 1: Hey, I heard he's gonna be spending Valentine's day alone this year.

Person 2: I hope he doesn't go birds and cups again. I know he's lonely but still..

by CabralCorp February 14, 2025

Bird boxing

When you're sucking a guys dick while driving.

I couldn't see because I was bird boxing while driving

by Staywetbb November 27, 2019

Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.

-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.

by UndoDog July 3, 2011