Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.
by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020
Get the walnut piemug. A "Fucking pie" is something that you would say to a person an (insult). You could just walk up to someone and say your a "fucking pie" you don't have to be a genius to come up with good insults, anyone could Spit it out like a cherry pit. Simply an insult for dumb people.
by Bully bob Sally January 29, 2018
Get the fucking piemug. When a savvy Irishman aka "Young Shamrock" checks to see if a woman has on a thong by having her sit on his forearm consensually of course.
by Bose21 March 19, 2021
Get the Shepherd's Piemug. As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.
She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.
She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.
by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019
Get the smooth piemug. Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
Get the care piemug. when you fuck a girl on her period and you bust in her.
typically followed by a mixture of nut and blood dripping out of her vagina
typically followed by a mixture of nut and blood dripping out of her vagina
“Damn I cherry pied my baby momma so hard last night! It was nasty as fuck though when she hopped off my dick and dripped blood all over me!”
by caydaddy October 26, 2019
Get the cherry piemug. Dog pie is an American dish used around the holidays. It involves baking a dog and putting it into a baked good, aka, pies.
by FeetDestroyer March 8, 2022
Get the dog piemug.