poo

the best thing ever

Me:POO

by snake10383 August 23, 2021

poo

a delicious 5 course meal of farts-sharts-logs-sharts-farts. has a distinctly sweet taste and tastes best in the afternoon. varies in consistency, color and flavor but will always be delicious. bon appetit!

my boyfriend did a huge poo into my mouth at night! it was so good, i woke up with more cravings for his poo.

by poolover54 August 26, 2021

Poo

A poo is used mainly as sex toys.

‘Babe, can we have sex?’ Mara said
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said

‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly

They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned

He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum

by My sister is dead August 31, 2021

Poo Zucchini

Do you want to tear the fabric of the universe with a couple words if so here they are

player 1: boy I love the universe but hate player 2

player 2: poo zucchini

player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.

by do you wish want die May 12, 2021

Fat Poo Head

An overweight person with their head resembling faeces (FAT poo head) or a person with their head resembling a large piece of faeces (FAT POO head)

Why did you throw my ball over the fence! I hate you, you FAT POO HEAD I HATE YOU

by yers police May 20, 2021

poo

poo you

man 1: poo you
man 2: okay *shits on himself then dies lol*

by anonymous May 25, 2021

unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth

“Bethany why are you fl-“

AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021