Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.

Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.

by Naminator33 February 16, 2022

Poo water

Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mommie.

Ew gross, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

pee pee poo poo

such a intelligent little Shrek we wonder why you were given to us you gift from heaven

ay yo ur such a pee pee poo poo woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

by shrеk February 23, 2021

Poo-Poo Fingers

Fingering a girl's asshole.

"Hey man, did you give her poo-poo fingers?"

by Mr. Poo-Poo Fingers October 30, 2012

Poo

You came to here to find out what poo meant. Little did you know you found out what it was when you were three

Aw dude I just did a huge poo!
Nice man!

by Weird word master January 18, 2019

poo beater

Cockney rhyming slang for a homosexual

That bloke is such a poo beater

by WeeaboosUnite October 26, 2017