Sarah Jessica Parker 

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.

God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.

Sarah Jessica Parker by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010

Parker 

Parker's are awesome people who are fun to be around. They usually play an instrument or sports, most of the time both. They will always be there for you. If they're single, get them while you can. You'll live a happy life with Parker by your side.

Girl 1: I'm so glad I'm going out with Parker
Girl 2: I know, he's so cute. :D

Parker by RandomHobo April 4, 2011

Parkes 

A legend, someone who is a great person to be with, a true champ ever see this surname then you’ll be very lucky, a treasure a person with this surname is sent from the gods love them with all your heart

A true parkes

Parkes by Microwavedsausage April 20, 2020

Rosa Parked 

when someone calls shotgun, and then is later forced to sit in the back.

kris-yo i got shotgun
matt- the fuck you do get in the back
kris- damn i just got rosa parked

Rosa Parked by mike hunt6969696969 February 21, 2011

eco parkour

Parkour in a natural environment. Involves navigating a natural environment with trees, cliffs, bushes, streams, rivers, rocks, etc by using parkour skills.

This guy was doing eco parkour in the park. He was running up trees and vaulting across creeks to get to the other side.

eco parkour by brokenlegboy May 18, 2011

parker square

An original creation or accomplishment that is almost noteworthy, but has some fundamental issue. The original creator has a false sense of pride in their work, which is ultimately not as important as they think it is.

"On average, it takes me 26 minutes and 37 seconds to drive from my apartment to work, but I discovered that if I instead take Maple St instead of going down Geneva Rd, I can save an average 12 seconds!"
"Woop-dee-doo. Good for you, Jerry, I hope you feel accomplished... What a classic Parker Square achievement..."

parker square by Hello_Internet1729 June 5, 2016

Parkie

A term used to negatively refer to the people who live in either Highland Park or University Park, Texas. These cities are located in the heart of Dallas as close as you can get to downtown without being in the ghetto. The people there usually follow these stereotypes: "The girls are beautiful, the boys are well-groomed and cocky. The women are nosy and annoying (especially if mothers), and the men are aggressive and self-affirming." Everyone has a lot of money, and no minorities live there. This is not the place for you if you are at all "different". There are cops everywhere. The most noticeable trait of a Parkie is being disconnected from the outide world, hence the term used to describe the cities themselves, "the Bubble". Despite all this, many of the people there are kind, good friends even, if you can get past the obvious. It is worth noting that this term is usually used by people who live outside the Bubble.

Matt and his friends are such Parkies, the first time they realized that Africa isn't exactly like America was when that Kony 2012 video came out.

Parkie by AHipsterStuckInTexas September 21, 2012