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Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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Monkey pumping

Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in the family woods
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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Nah that Puddle-Pumper just grabbed a phat sack and too off to skip rocks on these puddle sluts
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Trumpy pumpy

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Usage of Trumpy pumpy : Damn America got trumpy pumpied (screwed over by trump)
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Beef Pumpkin

When you're raw doggin the backdoor and you reach around, use your ring fongers to pull the mouth from the sides to make an extra big smile and your pointer/middle fingersto stretch the eyes into a triangle shape so she looks like a Jack-o-lantern. Beef Pumpkin
Isaac: Hey are you still talking to Christina?
Chris: Yea she gave a Beef Pumpkin last night.

Isaac: Isn't that supposed to be the other way around?
Chris: I'm increasing your rent btw
by Jay 5ive October 31, 2025
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Smugar pumps

Common slang for extremely large boobs recently used as catcall an evolution to sugar tits
Pronounced Smugar sugar with an M
ˈSHMo͝oɡər pəmp
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HER SMUGAR PUMPS

“Hey smugar pumps”
by Smugar November 29, 2025
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