A term used for Colorguard and Winterguard members .When you’re Young enough to still Participate in Drum corps (under 21) but have the bone structure and aches of a 90 year old person. Shin splits, knee problems, broken ankles, jammed fingers, pulled muscles and tendinitis is common when you’re Colorguard old. Generally used when You have been spinning since middle school or highschool, and are relatively young, but are old and feel as though you’re decaying physically.
Person 1: Man why are your Knees CRACKING like that during that squat?
Person 2: Bro that’s bc I’m weak and colorguard old.
Person 2: Bro that’s bc I’m weak and colorguard old.
by icantfeelyourtoes October 4, 2022
Get the Colorguard oldmug. When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay
by dayoldhotdog June 14, 2023
Get the Steve's Old Baymug. Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old
by Nick1245 August 11, 2023
Get the 5 years oldmug. The humorous conditions that naturally occur with aging. Examples include forgetfulness and clumsiness.
by fmm3 November 9, 2022
Get the the oldsmug. "I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.
by AccidentalB December 3, 2011
Get the Wise old anteatermug. Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
Get the Old Man Technology Problemsmug. A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the old man carlmug.