best mom ever

my mom....the one that gives you weed to smoke the one that pays for your broke ass to party the one that lies to your dad for you to get away with murder the one that always knows how to make you feel better and get you out of trouble

!.my mom
2.thanx for bailin my ass, your the best mom ever

by kodie-isa-high-on November 28, 2004

Your mom joke

Your mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Your mom joke:

Sean: Hey, John!!! Your mom is so ugly she made one direction run the other direction
John: *Laughing because he truly knows his mom looks like ass* Your Mom Jokes are stupid!!! Hah sike

by Andrew Cuthbert December 17, 2019

Your moms face

"Your moms face" is the ultimate comeback for the ultimate comeback "Your face"

Person#1 Your stupid
Person#2 Your face is stupid
Person#1Your moms face is stupid

by nikita78 January 4, 2014

Work at Home Mom

A woman who is capable of taking on children, home, husband and a job.

She is a strong, confident woman who can handle anything that comes her way. She understands that living in today's world is difficult without two incomes, but also knows that her children are the #1 priority and they need her to be available 24/7. She is resourceful, doing everything she can to make ends meet while entertaining the child(ren), cleaning the house, paying the bills, attending school plays, volunteering for fundraisers, going on field trips, overseeing homework, cooking dinner all while holding on desperately to her social life and making her husband happy.

Rebecca's mom is always home but she said she had to work. She must be a work at home mom.

by Cstevens August 21, 2008

Soccer Mom Butt

When your butt looks like a soccer mom's.

Damn Sarah you have a total soccer mom butt

by stutes magoots November 23, 2009

mom and dad's bank

place where your mom and dad go to FUCK when they tell you that they are going to cash the paycheck

Dad:we'll go to mom and dad's bank ok son!!!
Kid:ok
Dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready??
Mom:hell yeah!!!

by real balla December 14, 2008

yer moms a man

1) This tells someone that their mom is indeed a man, which means that their father is gay and is satisfied with his transexual lover, who is reffered to as "mom" because of his womanly outer appearance.

2) This may also be used to confuse someone and make them ponder what you said just long enough for you to come back with a more meaningful insult.

Greg: "Timmy, I heard you were gay."
Timmy: "Well, yer moms a man."

by Kyle the Iceman November 8, 2008