tom.feetons.stinky.foot

tom.feetons.stinky.foot is the funniest tiktoker ever! they also get a lot of bitches and are very tired from the constant sex they have

“hey, do you know tom.feetons.stinky.foot?”
“yeah, they banged my mother last night:(“

by stinkity stink stink May 30, 2021

5 aside football

A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.

Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.

by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021

A Backwards Foot

something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences

Ether way it’s a backwards foot

by Densely Curry June 14, 2021

Owl's Foot

A measure of short time or distance.

I'll fly in on Saturday for the party then catch the a plane the next morning. You won't even know dawg, I'll be gone in an owl's foot.

by p-tank June 14, 2021

ventis_left_foot

the best mother, father, sister and brother to ever exist. she is also the best barbara main

ventis_left_foot's barbara does better damage than some of y'all's tartaglia

by bveor July 20, 2021

World-Class Footballer

A World-Class Footballer Is Someone Who Ranks In The Top 5 Players In That Position. The Player Must Also Be Performing At A High Level For The Last 3 Seasons.

THESE ARE THE ONLY World-Class Footballer IN THE EPL: KDB, VVD, ALISSON, SALAH, FABINHO, TRENT, ROBERTSON, HARRY KANE, SON, LUKAKU, RONALDO.

by Footy Geek September 8, 2021

kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!

“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”

by helonat0 October 2, 2021