drake and cock

Best kids show to beat your dick to. You know when drake screams during anal pounding from josh its gonna be a good episode.

Did you see that episode of drake and cock last night

by Kill_the_gays August 19, 2017

Cock apocalypse

To sleep with an ex or numerous exs in one night after a long period of time. Knowing it's a bad idea.

Leslee: Dude I slept with my ex after 6 years.
Daniel: Dude thats been a long time coming!
Leslee: Yeah its a cock apocalypse.

by dawoods October 21, 2018

cock scandal

Typically, this involves any kind of event that is perceived to be morally wrong - but involving cocks. Firstly, a cock scandal is normally a gay man that desires cock so badly they will go to absolutely any lengths to get it. Secondly, a cock scandal could potentially rise to mainstream media sources especially if it someone famous.

I can't believe he shagged his boyfriends dad! Jerome literally has created such a cock scandal. The press will be all over this, he needs to be careful.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

Nigga cock

The pipe that hangs on black men from the bottom of their stomachs. Particularly black men from the Bronx, New York.

Julie: I want a nigga cock in my white shaved pussy.
Tom: Too bad you live in White Bear Lake, Minnesota. They do not have those here since this is a white boy state. You gotta go to the Bronx, NY.

by killsickdick March 16, 2019

Cock smoker

The action of smoking/sucking the cock until the filter (bausack noodle)

John: Miiiii bro Sandra smoked my tsautseek down to the fuckin Filt!
Captain sausage: sounds like she’s a real cock smoker

by Skellzmaster March 17, 2019

Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.

Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.

by The C to the P January 2, 2019

cock welding

When one man inserts his cock into another man's ass while a third man places a bead of cum around the rectum

While tyler and joey where buttfucking the other night devan gave them a good cock welding

by Cockwelder January 10, 2019