Similar to the commonly used term poker face, a poker cock refers to the state of maintaining a flaccid penis while subject to highly arousing content.
That kid has been watching porn for 3 hours, but he doesn't even have a semi. He has a fierce poker cock.
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Leslee: Yeah its a cock apocalypse.
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