wal-boner

when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart
My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.
by your brain-boner January 27, 2012
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Rail-boner

A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.
Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, he’s a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !
by BunkyHairTIE May 26, 2023
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Trapped Nerve Boner

A condition in the family of 'lookup' "Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)"

mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves

When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection
Person1: I have a pain in my shoulder
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner
by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020
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Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.
I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.
by Pop Rox25 April 16, 2018
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Boner Waster

When a Bitch makes u get a boner and has no intention on fucking you.
This Bitch I know is a Boner Waster but she is Fine as Fuck and I want to do her.
by Dankxs February 23, 2015
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Joy Boner

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.
After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.
by DingDane January 02, 2018
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boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.
My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.
by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein June 13, 2011
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