Brain Boner

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.

He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.

by Reibesac July 11, 2017

snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that transgender woman wish they had

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.

Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!

by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020

Phone Boner

Another name for PopSockets

friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"

by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018

boner shrinker

When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.

We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.

by moabjen August 12, 2015

Boner Bait

Fishing for bitches with your dick, commonly associated with a fuckboi.

Friend 1: Lets Go Boner Baiting
Friend 2: I already did

by JesusSatanLover666 March 12, 2015

No Boner Day

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.

I already failed No Boner Day.

by no boner guy November 11, 2022