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Chat Blue Balls

The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.
Don't type so dirty like that, it's giving me chat blue balls again.
by xctimmy November 24, 2011
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cup my balls

When you start winning big at anything, this is the phrase to yell at those who are losing. Demeaning and vulgar. Works especially well if the winner is a girl. This phrase needs to be shouted as loudly as possible so that all in the vicinity can hear it's glory.
Luis: Bro, stop scoring touchdowns in NCAA 2011
Colin: CUP MY BALLS!!
by Broseph111 October 3, 2011
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stinky balls

What you get after having sex with some scank.
also
The coolest website in the world. Everything and anything you wanted to know about the stink that comes from your love sacks.
Ex #1: Man, that guys balls must really stink... suffering from a case of stinky balls

Ex #2: That bitch gave me a case of stinky balls.
by DJ Burn December 9, 2007
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cotton balls

"When my beer nuts turn to cotton balls, I'll be heading home to you."
by TallicaD00d February 27, 2005
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Getting Kicked in the balls

HURTS LIKE HELL! The pain equivalent of having 10 kids at once, and killing 40 people
“Broooo I just got hit hard in the balls
“Bro I saw, it looked like you were having kids”
Getting kicked in the balls sucks, it feels like death
by Iamasiansoinoracist May 29, 2020
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whiskey balls

the saturation of one's testicles in sour mash whiskey.
After passing out in the chair next to the campfire with an open bottle of Jack in has hand, Chuck had a nasty case of whiskey balls.
by Charles Rice June 27, 2006
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Munchy Balls

Balls that are crunchy, munchy, and choclatey. Usually found on Hershy's.
by Cheese Di January 11, 2009
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