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by The_sayer_of_truth March 22, 2024

1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023

Carolina-Pt 1.

Oh, when it comes to Carolina I don’t even know where to begin. Seriously I don’t,When you first look at Carolina, you will undoubtedly see the most radiant curly hair. If you look just below her perfect hair you will see the most stunning eyes, irresistible face that needs to be kissed everywhere and a perfect smile. Carolina is someone who may be reserved when you first meet her, she can be weary of others at times and remain to herself. However, if you start talking to her you will undoubtedly uncover that she has the sweetest heart and a soul that is made out of gold. Carolina is someone who will do anything for you, without expecting anything in return. Someone who wants the best for you, believes in you, supports you, and overall is just one if not the most amazing human beings you will ever come across. So, if you get the chance to be in her presence show her the utmost respect, gratitude, love, patience, care and support because I can assure you that you will NEVER meet a women like her. She’s extremely tough, she has experienced many extremes throughout her 20 years of living. Yet, you would never expect that in the slightest. She is the good in the world, goes out of her way to help others, makes sure homeless get something to eat when she sees them, she is beyond genuine and she almost seems not real due to the abundance of kindness within her heart. Carolina does all of on her own, which is astonishing. She just wants to leave an ever lasting impact on this world.

Stranger: Jeez Luis, Is that Carolina?

Derek: Yes that is, and she is my whole entire world.

Carolina-Pt 1.

by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025

1 inch

is more than enough and has a great personality

Mark: Hey bro, I have 1 inch

Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING

Mark: I know right

Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro

Mark: I don’t even know

1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party

by Mayonnaiseonaburger June 6, 2023

Mortal Kombat 1

the only reason i havent fucking killed everyone yet, this along with the people playground 'Better Gore' mod

i could watch Mortal Kombat 1 Fatalities all day

by nubnerd24 June 27, 2025

2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math

Genius math equation. Invented by the

mathematician big shaq.

Math teacher: 2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math.
Me: mom, are you ok?

by Papa günter January 7, 2018

1/0 ys

A way to tell someone to kill themselves and bypassing tos/ingame restricitions

1/0 ys little kid.

by grippy sock home January 4, 2024