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Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.
"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"
by enjoizzz March 15, 2009
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Wet Taki

When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.
Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!
by Jordan Daniels May 6, 2022
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Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.
“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”
by SBIV February 10, 2022
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Wet Fish Finder

When two women scissor together and squirt in each others vaginal canal and it's very wet and also fishy.
by Wet Fish Sandwitch June 3, 2014
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wet valley

A term used to describe a female's moist genitalia when aroused.
Ben was thrilled with Lucy's wet valley, especially after only a few minutes of foreplay.
by Super Fox January 22, 2014
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Wet Blanket

Someone who always ruins the fun; killjoy; never lets you do anything exciting or entertaining.
"Aw, come on, see the movie with us. Don't be a wet blanket!"
by anonymous May 28, 2022
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