Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

Wet Cheese

Cheese chunks melted in water that you serve on toast with pepper for breakfast

“Mom! Make me some wet cheese. Mom! I want the Bradbury special right meow!”

by Incognitmoe February 8, 2022

wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.

Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.

by The real mike jones December 13, 2014

Wet laci

A wet laci is when you cover yourself in blue face paint similar to mordecai and then smash your face into a banana cream pie.

Be careful messing with that girl, I heard she does wet lacis on the daily!

by anonymous May 16, 2022

reverse wet willy

this is where you stick your finger in your ear and get a shit ton of ear wax on your finger, then shove your finger in someones mouth.

im gonna give you a wet willy...
~HA jokes on you because im gonna give you a reverse wet willy!
whats that??
~you'll see...
BRO WTF DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH??!!!!
~muwahahha >:)

by reverse wet willy chick August 30, 2017

Wet Blanket

Someone who always ruins the fun; killjoy; never lets you do anything exciting or entertaining.

"Aw, come on, see the movie with us. Don't be a wet blanket!"

by anonymous May 28, 2022

Wet fart

Boring, Dead person, who has no banter

Jastina is a wet fart

by AnonDeci July 17, 2018