Butter me up and call me a biscuit

To be gassed up to the point you feel good and warm inside like a biscuit.

We’ll butter me up and call me a biscuit why you at it!

by Jobengi March 17, 2023

double-decker peanut butter t-rex

A rare creature that is created when someone is doing missionary, ties the upper arms of the woman to her sides, fills her mouth with half a jar of peanut butter, and makes passionate love to her until she moans.

Guy 1: Hey man how's the relationship going?
Guy 2: Pretty great, last night we became the mythical double-decker peanut butter t-rex

by Dankest of Darmens January 25, 2020

Mow her yard and butter her up

A phrase for cunnilingous, usually to get something in return

Bob needed to use her property for the block party, so he was going to mow her yard and butter her up!

by TKingman March 23, 2021

peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which

Is when you put jelly and peanut butter in someone's asshole and you insert your penis into there asshole

I want to pb&j his asshole (peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which)

by Prison man June 13, 2014

chocolate covered peanut butter gummy worms

the flavor of donkeys

donkeys taste like chocolate covered peanut butter gummy worms!!!

by P09U3R December 06, 2003

she knows where her shit gets buttered

Referring to a female, or occasionally male, who knows where to go for the best deal, opportunity, lifestyle, and does so.

"I kicked her out and she went crawling back to you - she knows where her shit gets buttered!"

by Slic Ric September 10, 2013

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

by Dogs! May 17, 2010