Tit-Slogan Townie

A loose chick usually found at bars, wears small shirt with words printed right over the overtly large breasts. Generally drunk and easy, but prone to the phrase "what are you staring at?"

1) "hey check out that tit-slogan townie over in the corner, she'll definitely put out."

2) "Do you see that tit-slogan townie? she's such a tramp, walking gonnoreah anyone?"

by i0.antichrist October 17, 2006

tits up

the shit is ready, let's go.

the trucks tits are up, rock and roll

by rob warren February 22, 2005

sour milk tits

Juice from tits that has become thick, creamy, and rancid more like rotten butter than milk for some reason. Possibly from an old ass lady or someone that has died.

Rick: I was banging that pregnant hooker last night and she sure as hell as some sour milk tits.

Jake: Maybe she has been eating a lot of those sour Warhead motherfuckers

Rick: I don't know, sucks balls to be that baby

by bballpj28 January 18, 2012

Shit for your tit

Getting an expected outcome, reward, or otherwise consequence (shit) for the hard effort and dedication one puts into something (tit)

man 1: Dude, I busted my ass waiting on that party, and they stiffed me..

man 2: Looks like you didn't get shit for your tit..

by Jweezy1212 March 9, 2009

oven mitt tits

titties that are so hot, that they are indeed too hot to handle with your bare hands.

Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!

by queefridersoftheseventhdawn March 20, 2011

Tits mcgee

When a women or mans tits start lactating even if they are not pregnants

" Holy Shit yo werd that chick has total tits Mcgee"

" whats Tits Mcgee"?

" You know when some ones Tits start lactating even when there not pregnant"

"ohhh My mom has tits Mcgee"

by Joseph Khan May 13, 2005

soapy tit wank

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream

she lathered the leather then I creamed it off

by Steve t January 8, 2004