five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.

Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.

by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011

piss-scatarian

A person who only eats piss and scat.

My friend is a kinky piss-scatarian!

by Pawn of Sex August 21, 2016

piss chisel

When you aim your piss at the skid marks in the toilet bowl to wash them off

"It took twelve piss chisels to get that last little speck off the toilet."

by Lt. Yu Han March 9, 2020

Piss Kink

Something That Sawyer Has

Sawyer has a fat massive bigger than the universe piss kink!

by Sawyerspissinkysmouth November 7, 2021

Piss pool

words used when a place contains people who are angry or simply pissed off

remember the great depression? yeah that time where the earth is a Piss pool

by Piss pool March 20, 2020

Piss Faint

when you taking a piss while standing up, specifically right after getting out of bed and you suddenly fall backwards into the tub because your blood pressure went to -100

john:"i piss fainted, and i think i hit my head!"

by Jews-Suck67420 November 17, 2025

greasily pissed

so ridiculously pissed that you get greasy.

a hobo dropping his sandwich off a warf.... would be greasily pissed
or
a girl texting a guy all weekend and not getting any response would be greasily pissed.

by LCAB September 20, 2009