confinform

To simultaneously inform someone of a decision that's already been made while giving the perfunctory illusion of asking for their permission.

"I'll confinform my boss that we're spending $1000 on happy hour drinks for the team."

confinform by rameshdharan February 20, 2024

Confirmation theory 

Not to be confused with the study.

When you come up with a theory for a subjects that shares or identifies similar aspects, of which imply another theory. This theory confirms another, in logic with what’s been expressed, whether directly or indirectly.

Symbolic in relation. Hint of mutuality. Sarcasm marked.

Larry - “The time doesn’t shoot too far out as he loops further, I think he gets killed in the end.”

Tom- “That would make sense why blood stains appear later in the loops as he keeps looping further. Cool confirmation theory.”

Larry-“Stfu Tom! That’s not gonna happen.”

Confirmation theory by 1ksoss February 22, 2024

configicide 

It combines "config," referring to configuration files or settings, and the suffix "-cide," which is used in words denoting the act of killing or destroying. So, "configicide" would specifically mean the act of destroying or 'killing' important configuration, unintentionally or not, by a team member.

I have just committed configicide do we have a backup?

I thought I was just cleaning up old files, but it turned out to be a total configicide; I deleted the configuration files that were actually in use.

configicide by Muzs1 February 23, 2024

conframe 

Who tf knows closest figured was summary

Ashley: So basically the conframe is...
Ashley Female: WTF is a conframe?

conframe by Master of beargreen February 24, 2024

Conflating

They're changing the terms because you're conflating the terms, retard. You just did just there. You brought it up in the Matt Walsh fucking episode! You acknowledge the difference between the attraction (as something that nothing can be done about) and the thing you're conflating with (molestation).

Hym "You're conflating the attraction and the molestation so they're changing the terms because they don't think you understand the difference."

A retard "I don't care!"

Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"

Conflating by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

Confragulated

A despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

I don’t have a social studies credit, I’m so confragulated.

Confragulated by Todalew March 6, 2024

Confragulate

To put someone in a despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

Don’t talk to him, he’ll confragulate you.

Confragulate by Todalew March 6, 2024