by Balbus2024 December 30, 2023

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly
by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017

The New Zealand version of benefit bum. Usually a hori person. Someone that abuses the benefit provided by the government and doesn't have any goals or plans to get off it.
They see the benefit as a life plan.
They see the benefit as a life plan.
"oiii she's such a bene bum"
"I know, did you hear she's pregnant again too?"
"fuckkkk she'll be getting paid more than me now"
Friends talking about someone on the bene
"I know, did you hear she's pregnant again too?"
"fuckkkk she'll be getting paid more than me now"
Friends talking about someone on the bene
by 3mpress_Patch May 18, 2025

Country Bum Fuck
portmanteau
1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
portmanteau
1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"
Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.
Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.
by Gfsurvivor October 10, 2022

by What a pseudonym?? September 27, 2019


by stick.bug June 5, 2021
